just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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