dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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