When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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