U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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