It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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