I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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