He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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