We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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