My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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