turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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