Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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