in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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