If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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