why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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