She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
