Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
