i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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