OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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