There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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