u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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