You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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