i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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