would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Mom said you looked used
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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