problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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