Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just blew my weed a kiss
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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