What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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