Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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