I'm gonna have a badass scar
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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