I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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