It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
look no pants
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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