Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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