wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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