I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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