you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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