No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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