i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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