I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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