I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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