i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
its liver damage thursday
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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