I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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