if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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