You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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