How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
my poor anus
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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