i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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