found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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