I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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