She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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