Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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