I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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