I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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