Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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