I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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