After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
