I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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