i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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